Pierce "mouth" to drink the water
Look down from the top and locate the two "eyes".
Find the soft "mouth" by tracing a line from the mid-point between the eyes to just over the other side of the tip.
Press and wiggle the sharp end of the straw into the mouth and enjoy!
Crack open to eat the meat
Imagine an equator around the coconut and strike it with a safe, blunt object while rotating after each hit.
Hit until a crack forms and continue to rotate and strike until the crack is continuous around the equator.
Peel the halves open and enjoy!